relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

hate this site

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come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

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sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

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now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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yamaskthelopunny:

Tekken in a nutshell.

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darkandstormyranger:

AC Brotherhood:

Ezio, playing jenga with bars of gold: hey why don’t we buy the Colosseum?

Machiavelli, swiping a pile of jewels off the table to make room for his teacup: you bought the Colosseum last week, Ezio

AC III:

Connor, carefully counting all his savings: so, we almost can afford a new steering wheel for the Aquila

Mr. Faulkner: aw yiss

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wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

i want it to be known that early cg is the scariest thing ever conceived by man

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merry christmas, 

this image encapsulates every single nightmare i had from ages 4 to 12

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pudding:

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

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unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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browsedankmemes:

Updated Memes via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zUWsHZ

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itchybutts:

What even is smh is it smell my hair

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jumex:

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lee-no-akumu:

Me loggin into tumblr in a year from now

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canadad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

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